Golden glittery liquid eye liner does not like to come off.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

drdandy:

BOOSTING! PROTECT THIS GIRL FROM HATE!

lynzave:

If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful

all-hail-the-moffinator:

sackville-baggins:

sackville-baggins:

Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

He died.

I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

enenkay:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!

I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.

You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.

My legs hurt. I have died. Need more sleep. Somebody come cuddle with me.

This is difficult to do—it is difficult to remember that people with lives different and distant from your own even celebrate birthdays, let alone with gifts of graffitied plywood. You will always be stuck inside of your body, with your consciousness, seeing through the world through your own eyes, but the gift and challenge of your education is to see others as they see themselves, to grapple with this mean and crazy and beautiful world in all its baffling complexity. We haven’t left you with the easiest path, I know, but I have every confidence in you, and I wish you a very happy graduation, despite the circumstances.

John Green, Commencement Address to Butler University, 11/5/2013

someonewhodreams:

oliviaarti:

“These hips are big hips
They need space to
move around in.
They don’t fit into little petty
places. These hips are free hips.
They don’t like to be held back
These hips have never been
enslaved,
they go where they want to go
they do what they want to do.
these hips are mighty hips
these hips are magic hips
I have known them to put
a spell on a man and
spin him like a top!”

this is great.

someonewhodreams:

Yes please!